Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

ProJelly

To be unmistakably jealous of a persons ProModz.com customized gaming controller

"You're so projelly right now..."
"I just ordered a custom, you're gonna be ProJelly in a bit"

by GrooveZoidberg October 26, 2013

problematic bitch

When someone is constantly having an issue with someone or something

Ugh Kenzie is such a problematic bitch

by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018

Jelly Propellers

Ladies breasts that uniquely rotate in unison in a variety of situations such as passionate sex, running for departing public transport, vigorous dancing and beginners aerobics classes.

"Did you just see that girl running by?"
"No"
"Pity, she had impressive jelly propellers"

by Azzy6 June 28, 2018

tall girl problem

A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.

Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.

by i_like_ramen May 21, 2019

Green Whats Your Problem?

Green has a problem

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

by Xkjurqierolv August 23, 2022

Face Problem

Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.

Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.

He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.

by Alucrix January 20, 2007