poned

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.

Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck

by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008

predalien

a cross breed between an alien and a predator

a predalien just ate me!

by stejam02 March 16, 2005

predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.

by cuntfuck December 18, 2005

poned

i dumb ass was to say a stupid ass word!

owned, started as a mis-type

dont use poned. if you do your not ''cool''

by supra caution February 28, 2010

predicatable

The state a noun obtains when said noun is so heavily identified with a verb that the noun can be used as a verb instead of said verb.

According to Soulja Boy Tell'em, "Superman" is a predicatable noun.

by bigjp July 5, 2009

porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

by yungsalvage May 25, 2018

internet predator

An internet predator is like a sexual predator but on the internet. They act nice and try to get the trust of a young girl or boy so they can meet them in a private location. Many times they greet kindly like "Hey, long time no see."

"Sean is such an internet predator. Last night he was talking to a young red headed freshman on the internet."

by bunmasterh April 28, 2005