Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
Get the premature treejaculation mug.Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.
Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
by cccccchris January 2, 2014
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When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
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Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."
by Sidney Stevens May 12, 2021
Get the Rectumglarium-primation mug.When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
Get the premature acceleration mug.v. To destroy or ruin; fail, be unsuccessful; toil in vain; mess up; blunder; tilt at windmills;
adj. failed, wrecked, ruined, broken, whipped, out of the running, unsuccessful,ineffective, inpotent, useless
adj. failed, wrecked, ruined, broken, whipped, out of the running, unsuccessful,ineffective, inpotent, useless
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