Mediterranean priest

1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl

Bob: dude, me and Genna totally did the Mediterranean priest.

by mike huunt December 16, 2007

Naughty Priestess

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.

There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!

by Aetheri November 26, 2019

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.

Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!

by Jacobss January 23, 2019

Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old

A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.

"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Reince priebus

The latin name of The boner you get( priprism) from taking to much viagra

Melania was troubled. Donald fiiiiiiinally got a boner, sub par, to be sure, what with his little hands at all but she had to call the doctor because it became a reince priebus and donald passed out.

by Vincentred831 November 13, 2016

Catholic Priests

Queer Eye On The Altar Boy Guy

you know it's sad but true!

by damn fags July 20, 2004