prayer

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!

by dot dot dot... December 28, 2005

Prayer Farming

When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.

Status of someone Prayer Farming: "Having a bad time. I can't go into detail. PRAYERS ARE NEEDED!"

by Mama Crass December 31, 2014

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

preek

A verb denoting the act of beginning to precum.

Man, she totally left me with blue balls.
But did you preek?

Boy, this honey was so fine, I was preeking the second she walked her fine ass through that door.

by Lefkofunk May 21, 2006

preee

The sound a penguin makes. It's like a higher pitched squeal.

In a high pitch
penguin: -preeee

by Dayna Connelly February 15, 2007

Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

by Tonio31 August 30, 2007

cranberry prayer

a mixed drink consisting of lemonade, cranberry vodka, and a splash of sprite

pour the cranberry prayer in a glass (or solo)

by johan3132 January 31, 2009