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Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.
Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet
"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
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Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
by bobabond June 25, 2023
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PREMIUM

yo premium is the goat
by MACDAGOAT December 2, 2022
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premium molé

The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib
I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:
by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad August 30, 2016
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Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.
Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
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Premium

A high premium energy drink
by Ayerton November 13, 2023
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