Precious 

He/she is very extraordinary you should be very lucky to have he/she in your life. Precious is very kind and caring. He/she could get very violent if messed with. Thus they should always treated with respect

I'm very lucky to have Precious in my Life

Precious by visionarymaster November 25, 2023

precious cinnamon roll

Someone who is too cute and innocent for this world and should be protected from this world

Yarn man is a precious cinnamon roll

precious cinnamon roll by INEEDAUNSERNAMENAOW June 23, 2015

precious bean 

An actual angel in the presence of average humans

Phil Lester is an actual precious bean

precious bean by SillySillySausage August 17, 2016

Precious Beatdown 

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"

Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!

Precious Beatdown by bilatface831 June 5, 2010

Precious Unicorn 

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.

(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!

Precious Unicorn by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013

precious onion 

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry

Leslie has a precious onion

precious onion by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014

Precious Unicorn 

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

Precious Unicorn by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020