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Florida Position

To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.
There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.
by floridaposition July 13, 2010
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genocide position

When a woman puts her booty in the air and you jackhammer your manhood into her.
Dude, my girlfriend and I tried genocide position last night and I jizzed all over that booty.
by Mattyice & Colbeaner March 5, 2018
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Call in a beer strike on our position

Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.
Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"
by kabukulator August 2, 2010
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sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.
For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.
by wiffwaff January 28, 2013
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position paper

a document presenting the standpoint of a person, company or some entity, from an economic, moral or technical point of view
by Ulric Schwela July 17, 2003
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Rodeo Position

When a man has sex with his woman in the Doggy Position, leans over and says "You know, your sister likes this position too." And tries to hang on for 8 seconds.
Yeah man, I lasted 12 seconds doing the Rodeo Position last night with Judy.
by Anjrew February 1, 2009
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Rear Entry Position 1

1. Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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