posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

Stay Posted

To stay wit the trends or always catchin up wit friends.

Damn my nigga richmond got da new g shock already? man he stay posted!

by Fresh2death X_X December 30, 2010

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

pottle

A big queer, who like to eat penis

yo this pottle is fucking whack

by stephen pottle November 2, 2004

Posted in the trap

When a person is living in a ghetto area.

"Aye you see that nigga daquan over there"
"yea"
"you know he stay posted in the trap"

by Minimain719 May 15, 2018

ample posterior

Large ass

"Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior"

by Syljon August 29, 2016

postel

The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.

Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.

by Homey D Clowne December 22, 2005