Postertizing 

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.

Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.

Postertizing by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.

Porter Bypass by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018

Eli Porter 

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

Eli Porter by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008

Mariah Porter 

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

Mariah Porter by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Eli Porter 

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

Eli Porter by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008