pastamancer

If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.

With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

Postal Dude

A really cool guy

The Postal Dude went to get some milk, then he killed a bunch of people.

by Hardass April 1, 2003

Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!

by Znoosle June 21, 2006

Pasta belly

The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta

Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"

by Captainsarcasm November 5, 2010

pistaken

adj. To make a mistake based on having had the piss taken out of you.
see take the piss, taking the piss, pistake

"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? You must be pistaken - he's not even worth 100 quid"

by natushka March 12, 2005

Pistachio Eyed

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.

"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"

by Emoore058 July 10, 2014

Hasta pasta’d

To get ones dick or dildo

I hasta pasta’d her after our dinner

by Willz-00 April 17, 2022