porridge

my dad makes me eat it every Christmas morning kill me now

porridge-fuck u

by erabsudiKFhecanijsk January 19, 2024

porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer

Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer

by DanksyDan November 4, 2022

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

by Misha T August 6, 2016

Porridge boy

Means a male that is a pussyhole, basically doesn't fight nor stand up for himself

Yo that guy is a straight porridge boy cuz

by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023

Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Bin bag full of porridge

An insult used against a very fat and jiggly person.

“Shut up you bin bag full of porridge”

by JPWS May 19, 2025