sloppy porridge 

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

sloppy porridge by kazza41 June 17, 2014

Bowl Of Porridge 

When you ejaculate in someone's navel.

When Sven was sleeping he got his breakfast early, a warm bowl of porridge!

Bowl Of Porridge by Goldilocksbookake September 29, 2007

bum porridge 

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

bum porridge by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

Devils Porridge 

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

Devils Porridge by Gordon September 16, 2003

bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

bollock porridge by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

Pussy Porridge 

Being scared to do something or not attempting something.

Oh come on hit that jump pussy porridge!

Pussy Porridge by iiTz R Y A N iX October 4, 2010

paggered porridge 

An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump

The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter

paggered porridge by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014