Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

porn

any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.

Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.

by fibonacci's boner January 29, 2010

porn

God's gift to the world.

Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone!!

by Cummy worm August 17, 2010

Porn

The key to unity and peace on Earth.

If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.

by MeSilvioI October 26, 2009

porn

gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.

porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.

by sema February 14, 2005

Porn

To put a penis in a vagina

Lets have porn

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Porn

The most effective virus to the male brain and in rare occurrence a occurs in females, the virus causes a person's right hand to change and can leave a male with premature ejaculation, usually exists in the form of a visual clip

It's obvious Jason watches porn

by Krispywitch235 March 24, 2017