Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003
Get the Evil Poptartmug. the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.
by ETompk September 27, 2009
Get the Latino Poptartmug. Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008
Get the Rusty Poptartmug. by Poptartlover574904277266457 October 31, 2022
Get the Butter your Poptartmug. a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.
this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.
Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?
Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?
by asilanna December 5, 2009
Get the strawberry poptart crotchmug. by Crazy babe March 19, 2009
Get the Sammi Poptartmug. by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022
Get the generic salty poptartmug.