"Poodle shooter" is a derogatory term for the M-16 and M-4 family of rifles with which the U.S. military is armed. This stems from the fact that the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3 and M16A4 (the "M-4") fire the 5.56mm cartridge, a cartridge that many soldiers and Marines think is underpowered for combat operations. Prior to the Vietnam War, the Army and Marines were armed with he M-14 rifle, which fires a much more powerful cartridge, the 7.62mm NATO round. During the Iraq War and the war in Afghanistan, the M-16 and M-4 proved to be inadequate to the task of longer-range combat engagements and the M-14 rifle was brought out of mothballs and issued to some units.
"Man, this M-4 sucks. Did you see that? I hit that hajii at least three times and he just kept running!"
"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."
"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."
by LowProfile88 July 25, 2009
Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.
Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!
Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!
Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"
by Simon Whiteside February 01, 2005
I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
by Mr. Glisten November 16, 2013
by heptune June 13, 2006
by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013
That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
by Ofmay November 18, 2013
A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.
by SHAWN S0L0 August 26, 2019