"Pursue Other Opportunities" - to be downsized, laid off, made redundant -- in a way that looks benign, but actually may be very humiliating
"After 4 years of value service, DJC left the company to pursue other opportunities." In reality, he POO'ed.
by The Bald Eagle May 16, 2011
by bob james November 15, 2003
by Harpreet August 18, 2007
by nzyycguy December 07, 2011
There is a poo of Daniels in the library. Oh yes. Yes. Oh Yeah. Funk it up. I am a rapper. Hoof hoof hoof.
by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003
There are many types of poo.
The sinkers - The ones that float to the bottom.
The explosion - The poo that you try to push out, but it comes out with a fart and explodes all over the inside of the toilet (requires hours of wiping.)
The invisible - The ones that are massive & you hear plop, but when you look there is nothing there.
The fire - The one that hurts for you to push out, like, seriously, whatever you do, that turd just won't get out yo' ass.
The crowner - when you haven't even sat down but you think it's just gonna pop out.
The log - A long piece of shlt.
The bomb - The one that smells really bad and stays around for hours.
The shots - The ones that fire out yo ass like a machine gun.
The sinkers - The ones that float to the bottom.
The explosion - The poo that you try to push out, but it comes out with a fart and explodes all over the inside of the toilet (requires hours of wiping.)
The invisible - The ones that are massive & you hear plop, but when you look there is nothing there.
The fire - The one that hurts for you to push out, like, seriously, whatever you do, that turd just won't get out yo' ass.
The crowner - when you haven't even sat down but you think it's just gonna pop out.
The log - A long piece of shlt.
The bomb - The one that smells really bad and stays around for hours.
The shots - The ones that fire out yo ass like a machine gun.
by tixymix March 25, 2012