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by User291844772726 December 3, 2019
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plead the 6th

This is a concept I invented similar to pleading the 5th in a court of law where, if you find yourself in a situation, inebriated, whether high, drunk or otherwise and completely at a loss for what your expected to say or do next You can declare: "I plead the 6th" and you are magically off the hook, as this simultaneously informs others that you have blanked out and have no idea what you were just talking about 2 seconds ago, while also relieving you of any responsibility for whatever word or deed would have come next if you had not forgotten in the first place. So, similar to how the witness in court gets to avoid answering a question by pleading the 5th, the stoned/ drunk/twacked out goofball who forgets what they are talking about midsentence during an important conversation or epic explanation is freed of the weight carried by that awkward moment that exists in the seconds that follow the total forgetting of some vital fact.
".... so that is why I absolutely MUST...... must, uh.... we must... uhhh...."

"I plead the 6th".

" And by the way.... what the hell was I just talking about?"
by Cpt. Dumphuck June 14, 2020
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The point pleasant crab walk

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach
Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk
by Darth vapor 420 July 7, 2017
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Something that Youtubers say when they Include someone in their videos who is either being stupid, toxic or both, they for some reason say that to prevent cancelation on Twitter and not for the person's sake, which is kinda stupid and useless to say, and sort of annyoing.
Youtuber: *Completely destroys the toxic person
Youtuber: Dont send hate to that person please.
Me: I will pretend i didn't see that,
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Please explain

The iconic war-cry of Australia's most lauded political idiot, Pauline Hanson.
Interviewer: Are you xenophobic?
Hanson: Please explain.
by Kwayera March 8, 2009
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Please Advise

Dear jim,

I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send.

Please Advise.
John
by notGandalf February 12, 2013
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help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
by prenstonbig May 3, 2017
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