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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007
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Cody Purcell

This is the name of a guy who is hotter than deez. DEEZ NUTS that is. He is very epic, cool, and a Demi-god at MarioKart and he will kick your ass in it. He is a part of the “Kickassers” who all have independently beat up Shaggy at full power. He is the only member besides Sugma. Also he’s pretty tall I guess. He can also definitely do a kick flip, he just is rusty.
Woman: Cody Purcell

Other Woman: Ooga Booga go back to McDonalds

Other Other Woman: 🥜

Mr. Krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!
by Now I Gotta Cut Loose July 9, 2021
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Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.
Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004
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Porcelain Stew

A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.
Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
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purcelled

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
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Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.
by Incredibulk January 19, 2010
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porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
by heidro January 31, 2005
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Porcelain Slug

Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005
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