Pity Pizza

A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza

Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"

Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"

by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023

mini cheese pizza

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.

"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"

by Shannon Simonsen June 27, 2008

No one out pizza's the hut

The motto that the most popular pizza chain Pizza Hut uses. It is used in mainly ads or commercials for their pizza products, and always has the motto at the end of that ad. The phrase, "No one out pizza's the hut," means that no other pizza place can make better pizza.

"No one out pizza's the hut"

by jjbean09 October 9, 2020

Pizza and Big Red Night

(Noun) an innocent code name that represents a particular day/night in which a couple is going to participate in sexual activity (have sex)

Person 1: "What is Jim so happy about, today?"
Person 2: Well, I heard that it is Pizza and Big Red night at his house; if you know what I mean."
Person 1: "Oh, I gotcha"

by McCrapper July 7, 2012

krusty krab pizza

The newest item on the krusty krab menu. Always remember to order with a Diet Dr. Kelp. Spongebob and Squidward will eventually deliver it to you, but they may end up at your house driving a rock.

The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The krusty krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly. The KRUUUUSTY KRAAAAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAA FOR YOU AND
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.

by cant tell u July 16, 2008

/pizza

An online command in the game "Everquest 2". Brings up a menu that you can use to order pizza. Perfect for people who are too lazy to get up and use the TELEPHONE!!!

Everquest Player: (types /pizza)
(30 minutes later)
Pizza Hut Deliveryman: Here's your pizza...that comes to...holy s#$@, you're freakin' huge! Get off the chair and get some exercise!

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.

Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza

by Ed October 20, 2003