Pankrate

The act of foot stomping someone in the chest, gut or face.

Related to the ancient art of greek wrestling/fighting, Pankration, which the Spartans used in conjunction with their general badassery to annihilate their enemies.

Leonidas fucking pankrated the weak little Persian into the pit of doom.

Tony Jaa pankrated like 10 people, in the face, in Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior and another 10 in The Protector.

by kerrcobra May 3, 2010

Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

by TJones3 January 1, 2013

Phan trash

A person that knows literally everything that can be known about two British vlogers Dan(danisnotonfire) and Phil(amazingphil).That person usually follows them on every social media and follows all of their channels and posts about them a lot. They talk about them all the time and have post notifications on of course so every time there's a new video or a tweet or literally anything they post a person that is phan trash will start jumping or sometimes crying from happines. People who are phan trash usually have no life because their whole life became Dan and Phil. There is something called pinof(phil is not on fire) which is a q&a video that Dan and Phil do together and usually when the new one comes out a person that is phan trash will probablly cry of happines. They usually suck at school bc Dan and Phil consume their life. Most of people who are phan trash are phansexuals which means they are attracted to Dan and Phil but at the same time they want them to be together.

I know literally everything about Dan and Phil that can be known from the internet. I know all of their videos and I have a bunch of their merch. I totally ship them. Wow I am such phan trash

by Iamcool(notreally) December 4, 2016

Handkerchief Pankerchief

when really posh snobby people talk about having sex (hanky panky)

"I say Gertrude, would one fancy some Handkerchief Pankerchief"?

"Oh yes Bartholomew, what a splendid idea"!

by Hanky Pankier July 21, 2010

hanky panklish

A secret code, you say to a McDonald's employee to have a back rub

Hey there big boy, I'd like a hanky panklish

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

hankie pankie

The red mark you get after someone slaps you w/ the phalanges

Sydney gave me a hankie pankie because i make fun of her broken phalange

by Gendersex February 19, 2018

Ganky panky

When someone is killed or killing someone else seductivey; to kill in a seductive manner

I killed him, but I used the old ganky panky to do it so it wouldn’t be too bad for him

I tried to ganky panky him, but he had too much of a boner so I just killed him normally

by Onefabulousfatty March 3, 2019