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Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
My grandpa was such a plaster.
by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022
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plasterfication

when one has become so extremely intoxicated on alcohol that they shouldn't be able to move at all but still function with 100% parameters in check. speech however, is typically still effected by the alcohol at this point.
Smashed that whole 12 pack and a 5th of the Tennessee, plasterfication completed! Proceed to moped and drive over the hills!
by thesegafreak12 January 8, 2023
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Plaster head Syndrome

someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair
Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head
by RokPilot April 20, 2023
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paster

Someone who grabs information copies it then pastes it,
"Hey dude I just found this guy's doxx" - Guy 1
"Cool paste it onto a forum!" - Paster
by wurld February 3, 2024
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plastering

Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
by kiddyfiddler101 March 15, 2024
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plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.
“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works
by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024
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pfistering

When somebody throws empty beer bottles at your house and you’re on the toilet trying to relax but you can’t as your being Pfistered
wtf?! Who is Pfistering me now?! I’ll give them something to Ryder on now with this pfistering BS! And shove my Pfist in their A**!
by Meowland March 12, 2025
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