Just wanna say.....if yo girl is on her period, TAKE CARE OF HER! she's going through that so that we humans have a future goddammit. SO if she asks for something, for example some Chinese food......GET HER THE FUDGING FOOD. It's only once a month for almost the rest of her life (bout to 55) so please take care of that beautiful creature.
And please guys....say "Are you on your period cuz you're so salty" OR "is it that time of the month cuz.......bla bla bla" and I'll swear I'll come and find you and smack your asses.
And please guys....say "Are you on your period cuz you're so salty" OR "is it that time of the month cuz.......bla bla bla" and I'll swear I'll come and find you and smack your asses.
by RespectTheGirlsBoys November 6, 2019
Get the Period mug.When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
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Johns girlfriend: Oh the girls and I are having a girls night out, no you cant come with us!
John: Oh so its a period fest.
Johns girlfriend: Oh the girls and I are having a girls night out, no you cant come with us!
John: Oh so its a period fest.
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Get the periodic zone mug.That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.
Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
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