Jamie Payne

The goat of all goats

Lionel messi is the Jamie Payne of football

by Ched evans October 25, 2020

Liam Payne

daddy

english is such a weird language, like you say "daddy" and it literally means liam payne.

by Liam's gf January 4, 2022

Jimmy Payne

A particularly fuckable individual. A man who carries himself with standard, and respect. One might refer to Jimmy Payne as a man among men.

“You hear Jimmy Payne wrapped the spaceship in Free Guy posters”
“You hear Jimmy Payne got the Tism?”

by Professor Psymin October 30, 2023

t-payne

A man with many talents, special needs with a huge pecker and defrauded by the military mafia for his hard work.

Yeah my name is Tim Payne, I'm the real T-Payne.

by TJ Johnsoni December 31, 2020

Liam Payne

Liam Payne (August 29 1993-October 16 2024) was a singer and known for being a member of One Direction. He passed away on October 16th 2024 after falling from a hotel balcony in Argentina.

Dave - Did you hear Liam Payne passed away?
Harold - How?
Dave - He fell off a balcony
Harold - I gotta be honest, he deserved it after the things he did.
Dave - Fall off a balcony he had a son you disgusting rat.

by The master (of bait) March 8, 2025

Corey Payne

he's the cutest, funniest person you will ever meet in your lifetime. if you ever come into contact with Corey Payne, don't push him into lockers or else he'll block you on Facebook. Corey is so cute and I love him so much. Wah.

"hey, who's that stud?"
"oh, that's just Corey Payne"

by dacoolestevah September 5, 2012

alexis payne

The most beautiful and brilliant woman on the world yes she may be short but she is strong and packs a punch she is so beautiful that it knocks the breath out of you

Alexis Payne is beautiful

by 165304 September 18, 2019