Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
Get the The Patty Mayonnaisemug. A fictional character whose house you tell you parents your going to, when you’re actually going to have sex with a boy.
by UngaUnga December 4, 2020
Get the Patty Janemug. Typically cool people, pulls a ton of girls. Likes monkey games, and is an avid VR chad. If you need a friend, a Patty K is a good place to start. Patty K’s care for you, look out for you, and if you’re sad, will be there for you to vent to and to get comfort. If you need a good friend but don’t know where to start, look for a Patty K.
by TerraCoreCool1234 April 16, 2022
Get the Patty Kmug. by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008
Get the Peter Pattymug. 1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008
Get the jizz pattymug. Only the most beautiful sixties model, muse of George Harrison and Eric Clapton, had two of the greatest love songs of our time written about her "Something";"Layla" and overall sweetheart.
Dammit. Why can't we all be so lucky?
Dammit. Why can't we all be so lucky?
by Exhibit A August 20, 2008
Get the Pattie Boydmug. by Max. L January 19, 2008
Get the chest pattiesmug.