Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"
Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."
Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."
by Ali Cat August 22, 2013
A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 02, 2011
the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
by joeltfoster January 25, 2010
by phatdave April 23, 2008
"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
by DanielScott2008 September 24, 2008
When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip
by 774892benyo January 24, 2020