parking lot on smash

to have the nicest car in the parking lot

damn he has the whole parking lot on smash

by trinnnnity May 24, 2008

Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

by Albakody December 14, 2010

Trinity Pawling

This is an all boys school, with rich kids who are nasty at all sports. Out of all the prep schools, this one will most likely fuck all oters up. Girls come from long and far to taste the TP paste.

Best school around this shits on all others

by stacey April 16, 2005

rockstar parking

parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.

parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).

parking right next to the door or the building.

Check out my rockstar parking spot!

I got a rockstar parking spot!

by 2loki September 2, 2005

parking your lunch

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.

"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"

by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

parking lot surfing

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.

I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.

by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

Parking Lot Vulture

Person who circles around a parking lot in their vehicle looking and waiting for anyone that is getting into their vehicle to leave so the "vulture" may immediately take the spot. This is usually done because the "vulture" is too lazy to take a spot further away from the entrance. Universities and large chain stores are usually full of parking lot vultures much like a desert is full of actual vultures.

Person 1: I was dropping some things off in my car this morning after I went to the gym and someone was stopped right behind me. Then they peeled out after they saw that I was just dropping things off to my car.

Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.

Person 1: Those people are dicks.

Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.

by WhattheChuck April 17, 2013