Pokin' Pajamas

When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.

I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!

I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.

I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.

by the dumb guy September 10, 2010

FUCK PARAMOUNT

The words you hear whenever Paramount takes down an AI Sponge stream

AI Sponge followers: Time for some comedy gold
*Paramount takes down the AI Sponge stream*
AI Sponge followers: FUCK PARAMOUNT

by NepgearAfficionado June 29, 2023

Stork in the Pajamas

An untimely bed time erection.

Evan didn't want her to know he was sexually attracted to her, but it was difficult to mask the 'stork in the pajamas' he had.

by Professor Fenderson July 6, 2010

God's Pajamas

Naked, nude, wearing nothing, birthday suit.

"Yo dawg, what you wearing underneath that clown costume?"
Nothing but God's pajamas breaux!

by bababucket March 14, 2016

Paramore

Paramore is a band from Franklin, TN. It consists of Hayley Williams (Vocals), Josh Farro (Lead Guitarist and Background Vocals), Jeremy Davis (Bassist) and Zac Farro (Drums). There also really nice people because I've met them before. Hayley Williams isn't perfect, which is a good! She's better role model than stupid Miley Cyris and Lindsay Lohan. She sets a good example while still being herself. She get most of the attention (which isn't and is, fair being the lead singer, and all.) She is most noted for her cool hair and amazing looks. She also writes ALL of the lyrics with Josh Farro (Guitarist)
Together they've made 2 albums so far: All We Know Is Falling and RIOT!, which are very popular now thanks to MTV. Kids who got Paramore off of MTV are lame because Parmore has been around for years. Hayley has a unique voice that is imitated a lot on Youtube and most of them have failed teriibly.

People are love Paramore for their music, more than their looks are called Parawhores.

Back in 2006:

Me: Hey, check out this band: Paramore.
Kid: What's a Paramore?
Me: It's not a what. It's a who. There a fucking band!

by Laura100 August 18, 2008

paramin

a lazyskaternoob

foo1:heyy foo wanna skate?
foo2:nahh dont feel like it
foo1:your such a paramin!

by asddssfklj;d April 6, 2009

Paramount

Excessively important; above all else;

boobs on a chick are paramount

by Anonomous123987 November 29, 2010