My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010
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Get the Parasite mug.A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
Get the Podcast Parasite mug.Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.
A.K.A TheBummba
A.K.A TheBummba
Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"
Wise "yes lets farm"
Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)
Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
Wise "yes lets farm"
Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)
Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
by Thebummba May 9, 2018
Get the Parasite mug.A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs
by Chad Monke November 6, 2022
Get the Doom parasite mug.1) A person who leaches off its host, by taking any money they did not earn, by means of the host's wages, retirement, or other sources of income, and making no effort themselves to become self-sustaining and a functioning member of society, so that they themselves can become an independent being
2) A person who takes all of what another owns, e.g., property or money, and leaving them with very little to survive, nearly killing off its host, sometimes through the assistance of another, such as an attorney who is no different, who may assist with the slow death of its host through a sales pitch to the judge, that their client deserves to suck it's host dry of its money through alimony
2) A person who takes all of what another owns, e.g., property or money, and leaving them with very little to survive, nearly killing off its host, sometimes through the assistance of another, such as an attorney who is no different, who may assist with the slow death of its host through a sales pitch to the judge, that their client deserves to suck it's host dry of its money through alimony
"That poor excuse of a woman is such a parasite, living off her ex husband's money that she never worked for. She should get up and get a job so she can provide for herself. "
by Ex's Take My Life May 23, 2018
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