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the black parade

The black parade is rumored to be the title of the latest album by My Chemical Romance, which is due out on Oct. 23 in the UK and Oct. 24 in the US. It is alternately rumored to be the first single off the as-yet-unnamed album. The website blackparade.com has a ghostly image of the members of My Chemical Romance in the background and offers t-shirts that read "we are the black parade."
Fans of My Chemical Romance are going crazy trying to figure out what the black parade is.
by theHarbinger August 20, 2006
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welcome to the black parade

The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!
Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"

Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"

Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"
by Lola ♥ September 20, 2007
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The Black Parade

The well known album of My Chemical Romance. According to Gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the The Patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. The penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.
Penguin Leader: You will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
Gerard: I beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
Mikey: word
Gerard: did you just say word?
Mikey: uh no...WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE
Penguin Leader: enough. you shall wither and die
Ray: Oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
Penguin Leader: HELP ME!
by Panic! its a penguin November 26, 2006
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parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.
Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*
by Blah November 26, 2003
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cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.
Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.
by Gregory June 15, 2004
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Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.
" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."
by fat freddie December 27, 2009
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Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
by "BAD" May 1, 2011
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