Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election

A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!

by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.

by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020

pandemicrophone

Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)

When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.

by You rReal Name June 14, 2020

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 1, 2020

Pandemically

To describe something that is huge, contagious and easy to spread across the world because it is so good.

Or
Due to the pandemic

I am pandemically blessed. My shipment has been pandemically delayed.

by Skye Quotes August 9, 2020