bed pan

a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.

guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.

example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others

by lynzahh4 November 30, 2006

pan sexual

Some one who doesn't care what gender people are, or what they define themselves as - will sleep with, fall in love with, etc., regardless.

J: I'm a pan sexual.
M: Do you fuck pans?

by Lord Pandiora June 20, 2006

Peter Pan

generally, a Peter Pan is someone who will never grow up.

Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones still lives fast like he did 20 years ago. He has eternal youth. He is a rock and roll Peter Pan.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."

by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

lil pan

the greatest rapper alive

its lil pan
im lil pan

by alakandel December 1, 2022

Moi Pan

An abbreviation for the term "Moist Panties"

He's so hot, it's making me Moi Pan

by Aprilhasmoipan June 22, 2011

The Pan Milita

Retarded 7 year olds that think a fucking pan is better than the god like Ham Shank

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the Pan Milita?

Person 2: Ew those fucking nerds that think the Pan is cool. Pan bad Ham good.

by H A M December 23, 2019