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a bunch of lowlife social reject cuckholds who have nothing better to do. even degenerate incel inbreeds have a higher chance landing a piece of life than their sorry asses.

The Habitat: They feed off drama & beat off to an infamous player known as "Ryzzy" as their source of entertainment whilst sucking off the lowest of lowlife mod's.

Rumor has it they care so much about what other people do, so they stay off topic the entire time KEKW

doesn't understand what ToS means or how to read
"Gin-San posting in the Stump Discord" Guys quick look in general chat optc reddit Discord! they're at it again KEKW"

"Godot - Suck me off, need moar glue!"

"#off-topic"

"Y/S are cheaters! Hey bro it's my turn"

"Don't follow Toadski's Tierlist it's garbage"

"the entire top 10 are cheaters"
by AmoungUsOPTC January 7, 2022
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Option Two

New Age contemporary eMo also known as schizophrenic rock.
"Buddy, have you listened to Option Two in my New corvette?"
by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003
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optimus fat

Someone that indulges in the world of fantasy, is overweight and believes they are of mystical or sci-fiction power.

adj. a transformer based insult.
Hey optimus-fat, get of your space shuttle there aka the couch and take a shower this week!

did you see optimus fat, he had cat puke on his shirt all week and watched pokemon!
by lord nummers July 11, 2010
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internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno
screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click
by i think im gay July 17, 2006
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Best option

When a pompous ass thinks that they can do something way beyond any capabilities that they may really have.
Kevin Poliquin the best option, techmo champ of the world.
by Code 25631 December 30, 2009
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cynical optimist

A cynical optimist rejects the position that 'realism' is the only alternative to the extremes of pessimism and optimism. Instead, cynical optimism emphasizes that a reality can be sustained through a blending of the extremes. Indeed, cynical optimists would argue that the blending best describes the "reality" that "realists" have thus far failed to suitably articulate.
A: So, from a cynical optimists point of view - what IS the meaning of life?
B: We're all going to die. And many of us will die slowly and painfully. Then again, we're probably not going to die today. More importantly, MOST of our days, we're going to live; and only on one of them will we die. That's ... not such a bad deal. And, even if WERE a bad deal, it's the only deal in town. So, I'd make the most of the mundane while you still can.
A: How does that significantly differentiate you from existentialists?
B: Dude! Because I'm submitting to Urban Dictionary, not Cambridge University Press.
by AKA GG March 28, 2022
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Friends with options

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.
Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.
by mrleightnite March 21, 2009
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