A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.
Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
by GoCanes March 21, 2010
Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.
"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"
by FuzzyBB April 14, 2009
A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.
From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.
by HILLY B May 15, 2007
This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
by Lord Ass June 25, 2005
by Jack Lugo- Baker Oil Tools December 08, 2007
The group of people born between 2000 and 2004. In other words the Lazy Generation. Could be considered a group.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm apart of the Lazy Generation. What about you?
Person 2: Oh, I didn't know you were apart of the Lazy Generation. I am too, I was born in 2001.
Person 2: Oh, I didn't know you were apart of the Lazy Generation. I am too, I was born in 2001.
by TheTrueCaster April 03, 2021
by Prophet of Confusion April 08, 2008