Car purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

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primery purpose

Da intended use of da firing-cap on an ammo-cartridge.

One should be super-careful when handling a live round, especially since da primery purpose of da shiny little disc on da back end is to set off da powder-charge!

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

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On purpose

An accident but faking it

:IM DERAWING
:Bullshit your doing it on purpose gracie

by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021

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Divine-purpose

1. A mission given to someone by a god or other divinity, (e.g. angel, spirit guide, etc.).

2. A mission, which a divine mortal, (e.g. demigod, avatar, oracle, starseed, etc.) has given themself.

3. A god-like mission which a mortal has given to themself, (particularly doing something great for humanity).

'The starchild demigod incarnated from another planet as a mortal on Earth, in order to fulfil their divine-purpose in life: To advance humanity spiritually and intellectually for the gods.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 14, 2022

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