Oldie Locks

old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

'Get off the road, oldie locks!'

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

by jinoo December 17, 2008

Olden

The last name of a very famous tik tok king.

Do you follow Educ Olden on tik tok? He’s such a king, but sadly, can’t take the heat.

by Valentina papavero May 21, 2020

free oldies

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.

jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.

by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

Odinga

This word could refer to the Prime Minister of Kenya known as Raila Amollo Odinga, but depending on the context, the word is more commonly used as a slang term for the male genitalia.

Tell Obama to go suck a big fat Odinga.

by Dualistic Nature January 21, 2009

oldinghav

An oldinghav is a scale between 1 to 10.

How many oldinghav do you have?

by gRowlol May 13, 2016

_oldinnit_

_oldinnit_ stands for a beautiful person. Treat them with respect!!

“Did you hear that _oldinnit_ followed me?”

“What?!? No way!!”

by Buggy :) September 6, 2021

Oldia

Taken from the two words 'old' and 'media' which are songs either in your music playing device or computer which you always skip past but dont delete because it's harder than just skipping them

Paul: Gosh! by backlog of Oldia is crazy.
John: Just delete them?
Paul: But then i'll have no songs to skip.

by Prettymuchpete April 7, 2009