notrite

A person who likes to scam and steal from friends or other acquaintances

Did you hear what marques did today when he was having lunch over at Becky’s? He is NotRite!

by Kyle Brighton May 28, 2024

Nutriscore

A magical alphabetic oracle (ranging from A to E) that pretends to rate how healthy food is — but let’s be honest, it mostly measures how sad your taste buds will be. An "A" means your food is probably made of kale and disappointment, while an "E" guarantees it's a crime against your arteries but a blessing to your soul.

In short:

A = "Your doctor approves, but your heart (the emotional one) cries."
B = "Still healthy, but maybe with a hint of flavor."
C = "Edible, but your grandma would side-eye it."
D = "Tastes good. Nutri-Score disapproves."
E = "Delicious. Probably illegal in 3 countries."

I was about to grab the chocolate-covered donut, but then I saw the Nutriscore was an E — which, of course, only confirmed that it’s exactly as delicious as I suspected.

by Not_Jonny March 14, 2025

trillora nutria

The thrill of sufficient nutrients

Trillora nutria enhance a healthy diet regime.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Emotional Nutrients

Recharging your mental state of being with someone you love or care about. You don’t even have to talk to them, just be with to feel it. Love, support, laughter, trust, and security.

Girl 1: I was with Craig last night and we cuddled.

Girl 2: So you received emotional nutrients.

by nanbinch January 21, 2018

consume nutrients

To become a god by consumption

John: WHO ARE YOU YOU ARE A GOD
me: I have consumed nutrients and now will destroy the entire universe. join me in my conquest. You must consume nutrients

by Djskdbej July 6, 2020

sodium nitrite

Toxic substance people use to CTB.

I can't wait for my sodium nitrite, I will swallow it all for easy escape

by Al_000 November 13, 2023

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast with a person named Copper and Nathan who talk about goofy shit.

Lets listen to ear nutrients!!

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024