nutrahope

artificial hope to sweeten obama kool-aid

The nutrahope created by the promise of hope and change will pay my mortage, gas for my car and find me a job.

by abracadabra@wate January 6, 2010

Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nubra

The only patented, strapless, backless, adhesive bra that lifts and defines breasts, enhancing cleavage and eliminating bumps, strap-indentation and more -- and is made in the U.S.A. since 2002.

That low-back, off-the-shoulders dress requires a NuBra!

by NuBra Lover May 2, 2018

nutboard

When your significant other is typing on the computer and you run and nut on the keyboard, and before she has a time to respond you smash her face into it.

Girl - " So as i was writing my essay yesterday my boyfriend totally nutboarded me. "

by Stevenz March 20, 2008

Saggy Nutbag

1. The greatest website on this side of the internet. An original comic strip like no other.

2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.

Dude! I went to www.saggynutbag.com and laughed until my anus turned blue!

My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!

by saggynutbag September 3, 2009

nutcrackers

A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.

John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!

by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

Irish nutcracker

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019