Dry Cactus

one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;

I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend

by washyohands March 11, 2011

dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.

After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.

by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020

dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.

I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"

by Da aids December 24, 2014

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

dry hit

Hitting an e-cig when the e-liquid runs out, causing a unforgivable high-temperature burning in the lungs.

John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!

by Stove piped your sister April 24, 2015

Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

Dry Snitching

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.

You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.

by PHIZZZLEterm September 24, 2019