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In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.

In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.

In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
by l\l0013s ahahaah June 4, 2009
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term used by 12-year-olds when somebody doesen't like them.
Person 1: can i join u
Person 2: No, sorry.
Person 1: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!1oneoneelevennoob

(actual habbo hotel quote).
by bleeding nose December 28, 2008
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Anybody who seriously uses this word is a loser, and a nerd.
Jack: gtfo you noob
Jill: *no comment*
by Anonynynynynymous January 1, 2008
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a synonym for the word newb, which is a shortcut for newbie, which means a new person to an activity. Commonly mistaken for a fuckin' retard.
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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a noob is a person that just wants to play fun games not the person who will kill your family
your a noobXD im not a noob because i didnt kill your dad
by NoObZzZ March 8, 2020
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"NOOB" is an acronym for "New On Online Battle.net". Battle.net is Blizzards game launcher.

"Noob" originally came from Warcraft III: Frozen Throne but is now used in almost every game and sometimes IRL too. It's a pretty negative word, because people use it if someone is bad at a game or something else.
fucking noob
n00b
go play minecraft ya little noob
by YaYPIXXO December 12, 2018
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(noun)
1. A newbie
2. An idiot
PukerUp- (gibberish)
Maddox- Shut up, Noob
by Maddox121 September 5, 2016
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