Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

Nob Goblin

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

nob juice

Liquid expelled from the penis...hopefully onto a ladies breasts or other sexy parts. (or dude parts if your into that shit)

"Come on you sexy bitch drink my nob juice...what do you mean fuck off?"

by Chilled messiah February 7, 2006

nob-cheese

the very desgusting residue found on the penis when a man doesnt clean himself of properly, usually found on bottom enders.

Slly doesnt like sucking the man in the parks dick because of the aftertaste due to his nob-cheese.

by undercurent April 8, 2003

nob all

nob all, meaning almost nothing or very little.

jesus, is that all that moulding costs a meter, it's nob all.

Dave took his car to be fixed, his mechanic told him it needed a new washer and bolt fitting, it would cost £12, Dave said "that's nob all, lets get it done"

by bartonscooter January 15, 2012

Nob off

v: to nob off: To get rid off something. to exert something

Bob: did you do your homework last night?
Bill: nah, i nobbed it off.

Bob: are you comeing to football training tonight?
Bill: nah, i cant im working.
Bob: nob off work and come.
Bob: ok.

by Joemull May 24, 2006