n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general.
Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active:
1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white.
2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum.
3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds.
4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months
5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY
6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week.
7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them
8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves.
9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution.
10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active:
1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white.
2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum.
3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds.
4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months
5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY
6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week.
7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them
8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves.
9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution.
10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
by superdawge October 09, 2009
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by Ibetatestedyourmother November 30, 2007
n. pl. ninja or nin·jas or nin·jaed
One who takes loot before a group has made their decision. Typically greedy players and should not be trusted.
One who takes loot before a group has made their decision. Typically greedy players and should not be trusted.
by Tsurani August 11, 2005
1.
Noun;
a highly skilled assassin. It is widely accepted that ninjas are capable of literally melting into surfaces where the shadow is sufficient.
It is generally uncontested that a ninja is fully capable of killing you in the center of a social event without being seen, heard, or witnessed in any way by your senses. Hell, he'll probably be gone before you hit the damn floor.
2.
Adjective; to describe an act of extreme skill or stealth.
2.
Verb; an act of extreme skill or stealth. Usually used as a hyperbole, because nobody knows exactly how a ninja works, as normal people have yet to see it in action.
Noun;
a highly skilled assassin. It is widely accepted that ninjas are capable of literally melting into surfaces where the shadow is sufficient.
It is generally uncontested that a ninja is fully capable of killing you in the center of a social event without being seen, heard, or witnessed in any way by your senses. Hell, he'll probably be gone before you hit the damn floor.
2.
Adjective; to describe an act of extreme skill or stealth.
2.
Verb; an act of extreme skill or stealth. Usually used as a hyperbole, because nobody knows exactly how a ninja works, as normal people have yet to see it in action.
1.
"Wanna watch Naruto with me? He's a really cool ninja."
"No, no, you got it wrong. Naturo is a pussy, not a ninja."
2.
"Gentlemen! We just seized an airfield.
...That was pretty fucking ninja."
3.
"I just totally ninja'd that fool!"
"I concur. Ninja'd that fool you did."
"Wanna watch Naruto with me? He's a really cool ninja."
"No, no, you got it wrong. Naturo is a pussy, not a ninja."
2.
"Gentlemen! We just seized an airfield.
...That was pretty fucking ninja."
3.
"I just totally ninja'd that fool!"
"I concur. Ninja'd that fool you did."
by Pencil Vania April 28, 2010
Mammals who fight all the time and whose sole purpose in life is to flip out and kill people.
Natural predators with only one enemy in nature, namely Pirates.
Natural predators with only one enemy in nature, namely Pirates.
by dragonxero February 25, 2005
Ancient Japanese warrior, well trained in the art of stealth. Some tools of the trade include shuriken, swords, daggers, and knives. Ninja were part of a clan.
"This isn't Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
by Mad Walrus September 22, 2002
by RFC 1459 March 16, 2003