by Slembert October 9, 2021
Get the Nils-Elismug. Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
Get the Nilsmug. She is an independent Turkish woman. She can cheer up everyone by just looking at their face. Although she can be a tiger at bed, she is very gentle at her partners body. Not to mention that she is totally bisexual. And what is silly about her relationships, 90% of the women she is attracted to happens to be straight. When Nil grows and becomes an adult, everyone sees her as the leader. And about friend relationships, she is the most kind, friendly, helpful and the smartest fiend. She deserves to be loved.
by thecheerful1withsadnessinside November 21, 2021
Get the Nilmug. The act of nullifying a 2 goal deficit in a game of football.
An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.
See also aids
An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.
See also aids
by AtomicAtom May 30, 2018
Get the Two nil barriermug. You will be the most lucky person if you can have whatever kind of relation with him. He’s funny, caring, gorgeous, with beautiful moves and great body (especially the ass, it’s so great). He’s handsome and smart.
He won’t never tell you he’s bad unless you are so closer, as maybe his best friend. At the same time, he’s happy person and has a solution for everything. Therefore, it’s one of the best human beings that you will know, if not the most.
When you spend some time with him, you are creating epic and hilarious memories. Sexually talking, it’s so active and energetic.
He won’t never tell you he’s bad unless you are so closer, as maybe his best friend. At the same time, he’s happy person and has a solution for everything. Therefore, it’s one of the best human beings that you will know, if not the most.
When you spend some time with him, you are creating epic and hilarious memories. Sexually talking, it’s so active and energetic.
Nil is my best friend.
by Anonimousbbywithpapada November 22, 2021
Get the Nilmug. Nils someone who won’t fucking answer his phone and self isolation himself, making his surrounding think he died
by NilsUFucker February 20, 2022
Get the Nilsmug.