nelson trealout

Nelson is a fat smelly bitch who steals from his mom and shits his pants

Nelson Trealout is a Nelson Trealout

by Tabs mustache May 2, 2019

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keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.

omg that guy is such a keelan nelson

by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

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The first black president of south africa. Was in jail for 27 years thanks to apartheid, was released and won the presidency in the first fully representative democratic elections. He is an inspiration to us all now.

Nelson Mandela was the first black president of south africa

by jesus_is_my_homeboy May 3, 2006

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Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

by LordNelson October 29, 2012

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Nelson's Labium

The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.

Sara exhibited extreme Nelson's labium during her first exam.

by Chungy August 13, 2011

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Matthew Nelson

The leader of an unstoppable force, known as the G-Force. He has many superpowers such as transportation and is known to appear in your mums bedroom, have sexual relations with her and then make mum jokes to your face.

If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!

by A SPY IN G-FORCE!! December 10, 2009

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