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necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023
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Nyctophilia

The feeling of being BATMAN
You're definitely BATMAN
Doc said I'm having nyctophilia just so my parents don't know I'm BATMAN
by Himself01 February 10, 2024
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Reverse Necrophilia

(noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.

REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.

Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.

Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?

Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!

Alice: what?! did she say anything?

Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!

Alice: omfg! What'd you do?

Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol

Alice: what eww lmao

Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this

Alice: lmao ewwww

*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*

Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!

Chris: not again!

Alive: lmfao
by robot.palmtree November 1, 2024
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Floral necrophilia

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025
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The Robust Necrophiliac

The act of slitting open the rectum of a cadaver and inserting the entire forearm, usually accompanied with the playing of classical music.
While my girlfriend and I participated in The Robust Necrophiliac with my recently dead mother, we listened to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?
by The Anus Wrangler May 16, 2011
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Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018
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