Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.

The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.

by GallagherDaMan420 April 9, 2012

smilin' nodder

A parent, mainly a Mama, who has chosen to be there 100 percent (Since their child was little) for their child/children on the slim chance that they are gay or something similar. If the child comes to Mama and says, "I'm gay. Do you still love me?" You would be ready.
it's okay to Smile and nod, just don't look like a damn bobble head. It's when they say I'm gender fluid or demisexual, you hope you aren't caught looking stupid, with your mouth hung open. Demisexual? Was that Bruce Willis and Aston Kutcher's job? (sex with Demi?)
All I know as a parent, either you are in it or not, but don't half ass it. They will know if you say you support them and you don't. The Beatles understood it best. Love is all you need.

"I see your mama is behind your choice on who to love."
"Yes. I love her for it."
"Just ask her to not be such a smilin' nodder..."
"What do you mean?"
"She is nodding her head so much to prove she is there for you, she looks like a bobble head."
"Thanks for pointing it out."

by Not your Mama August 14, 2015

Nymph Node

An incorrect spelling of lymph node, often found on the notes of medical and veterinary students. It sounds far cuter than the intended.

A sample should be taken from the nymph node. Dammit lymph node. Oh well.

by strugglingvetstudent June 2, 2018

Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.

Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.

by Free The Egg February 27, 2019

Error Node

A mode in which a family-unit of systems equare; a function of linear systems. Classical. Trial.

Error Node: An appropriate way for a system or a method of computational methods to prioritize a system of means in the outlying decisions that rely on the sum of data and discrete organization.

by POLY101 July 14, 2019

Harry noden

When they peg you with a hairy chode.

That dude I found at the bar took me to his apartment and gave me a Harry noden

by Daddy Tess April 26, 2021

Lymph nodes

Yeah, that's not what I said though is it?

Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024