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Hooker Nails

Hooker nails, is a term given to someone, typically a female who recently had her nails done, and got them longer than most call socially correct length. This term however is misguided; for those who choose that life style (prostitution) generally have short nails because of the hard life on the streets, the general "jobs" they partake in. But the term is still widely use among other girls, no real origin, except classroom chatter.
-Did you see Marie's hooker nails?
--No, what do you mean?
-You know, those long nails, that are like an inch long or sometimes longer.
--Oh! Hooker nails! I get it?
-Exactly!
Hooker Nails by CMC+MGM February 3, 2012
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poop nails 

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).
James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.
poop nails by Shelisa October 24, 2007

Rusty Nails

When you scratch your ass and you end up with poop under your nails. This can also be achieved if your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.
Damn bro, my ass was itchy when I went to bed last night and I woke up with rusty nails.
Rusty Nails by rxlouden August 6, 2016

Hard as nails 

Something people from the south shore of Nova Scotia say when they're referring to something that is tough, they could just use the actual term Tough as Nails but, they don't.
Guy1:HURHURHUR I'M SOO TOUGH HE HE!
Guy2:NO!!! YOU'RE HARD AS NAILS!!! HURHUR
NotStupidGuy: Um, the actual term is tough as nails, guys.
Guy1:NOOOO! YOU'RE WRONG!!
Hard as nails by MyAnonymitity October 26, 2011

bangin' nails 

An erection so hard you can use it like a hammer.
"She is so friggin'hot!!"
"Yeah, I'm bangin' nails!!"
bangin' nails by razzleroot April 6, 2006

shit nails 

A term used to describe an angry or extremely unpleasant surprise in reaction to information or a situation. Akin to "shitting a brick," the term derives its meaning from the horrific experience that "shitting nails" would be, and thus a person suffering through it would naturally be in a pissy mood.
"Evelyn shit nails when I told her I didn't really get a vasectomy."
shit nails by Pimpsta G February 26, 2008

painting your nails 

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails