Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025

Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.

He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!

by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024

Murph

A person with the last name Murphy. Typically a selfish person. Great athlete and good friend.

Murph is my best friend.

by Southern Ireland June 28, 2020

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

Murph

To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.

Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom

by thealberto September 16, 2018