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When you’re out on the town emptying five litre jugs of beer into your throat hole to the point of total oblivion and you become relegated to an evening of being flaccid from the neck down.

Laser beam vomiting and impromptu scuba diving experiences often go hand in hand with being Mundied.
Boys! I’ve got a pocket full of ponies but no chance of a stallion in my pants! I’m absolutely Mundied!”
Mundied by DarmoSalarmo July 25, 2019
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mundosapien 

A Bulgonian war suvivor who used to be a negrosapien but is socio spiritually accepted. DONT MESS WITH THIS NIGGA AT ALL COSTS....
Oh fuck its the mundosapien....
mundosapien by Pelzjab November 19, 2019

Muddy Pinecone 

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.
Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.
Muddy Pinecone by P-Cone June 2, 2020

Muddy feet 

Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy
She can't apologize she now has muddy feet
Muddy feet by Nice try girls October 25, 2020

Muddy Picnic 

A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.
Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.
Muddy Picnic by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2015

mindybabes

sexy,independent,freak in the sheets=]
loves dick,almost never boring funny,sweet kind generous ,tries to be there for friends
will do anything for anyone shows she cares and when she say something she means it=]
damn that girl is a mindybabes
boy:damn i wish i had a mindybabes
mindybabes by maira maria February 27, 2009

Jon Bon Mundi

A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi

Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi

Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli

Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well

Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
Jon Bon Mundi by robtown April 20, 2008