When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.
Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?
A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.
A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.
by DeadWassmon January 16, 2022
When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.
Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.
by Baby Buttons September 07, 2015
A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
by essenemic August 12, 2008
by JBK October 17, 2005
A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.
Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule
by Jesus-hater May 31, 2008
1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
by Matt Booth August 13, 2004