muffume

The smell your friend's face carries after he eats out that skank from the bar.

"Dude, your muffume is nasty."

by Ligen Lilando August 22, 2009

mufflebaby

someone who commits a party foul.

someone who is boring, or a downer.

Lionel won't take this shot with us. He's being such a mufflebaby.

by ehhhh412 April 6, 2011

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Fun Muffler

Someone who never wants to have fun. These people also don't want you to have any fun either. Basically these people just suck and you don't need them in your life.

I hate hanging out Jerry he's a total fun muffler.

by Joanette February 3, 2010

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

by seamanrob February 9, 2010

Meat Muffler

1. The rectal opening

2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

4. Where GAY people show their love!

5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.

man that girl had a tight-ass meat muffler!

by cowhead330 March 12, 2011